TOBI'S DESK

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners&q